I've Still Got It!
Yesterday, the girl was invited to Disney on Ice with her two best friends. As a consolation prize (read: because we're trying to ruin his social life completely) we took the boy for dinner at our local pub.
After we ate, I excused myself and went to the loo where, among other things, I repaired my lipstick and checked my teeth to ensure I wasn't carrying any leftovers. On my way back, a stunningly fit young man held the door for me. When I got back to the table, I commented that it was both unusual and appreciated.
The boy waited a beat and then said, "Well Mam, you've still got a little magic left in ya!"
6 Comments:
He wanted to put a little magic in ya.
Oh my god. Your boy is priceless. What a riot.
*slaps Big Ben for making an innocent moment tacky and horny.*
Men. sheesh.
CP.
He'll knock 'em dead in a few years!
You must use your newfound milfdom only for the purpose of good.
Are we to read anything into the fact that you focused on the word "little"?
The boy emphasized the word little Jeff. He's good about making sure one doesn't get too big a head!
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